ASHENTHOLOGY 1
The substandard DVD experience

Finally, you can pollute your DVD player with my low quality videos and annoying voice!

Ashenthology 1 features well over 3 hours of my videos, including over twenty minutes of exclusive* footage with two new reviews and other never-seen-before stuff.

Featuring brilliant cover art from professional anime artist Larry Bundy Jr, the disc case is designed roughly in the style of a 'silver age' comic book.  It will therefore look pretty on your shelf.

The DVD is region-free and will work in any DVD player around the world.  (If you're in the UK and your TV is over ten years old it may appear in black and white, though.  Sorry.)  And it'll work in PCs and Macs and stuff too, obviously.

PLUS:  YOU GET A FREE LANYARD WITH EVERY DVD!  Yes, really.

*Until some worthless little pisscrane uploads it to YouTube


ALL PRICES QUOTED BELOW INCLUDE POSTAGE, PACKING AND ALL APPLICABLE FEES.
THERE IS NO MORE TO PAY.
Non-UK prices may vary slightly on Ebay in accordance with exchange rates.

UNITED KINGDOM

EUROPEAN UNION

USA

Sent by: Royal Mail

 

£8.99

OR

Sent by: Airmail

€ 12.50
approx.

 

 

Sent by: Airmail

$19.99
approx.

It's also possible to pay direct by sending the relevant amount via Paypal to paypal@dancingyak.com.

Estimated delivery time:  Within 2 weeks for UK / EU,  1 month for USA / Rest of world.



DVD CONTENTS FAQ:

What's on it, then?
All my reviews up to and including POP Station Watch.  With the exception of the laser pointer review I did for Gizmodo, because I forgot about it like an idiot.  Also included are all my animations and a lot of exclusive things and hidden stuff.

Is there an age rating for the DVD?
It is recommended for ages 15 and up, due to occasional naughtiness.

Has anything been cut?

Yes - I've removed all the copyright infringing bits for obvious reasons.  Fortunately that didn't add up to much.

Is Liquid Filth on it?
Yes, but you'll have to look hard for it...

Is Noseybonk on it?
No!  Very much no.  There's several aspects of that I don't own the rights to.

Does it have a custom menu?
Yes.  The style is based on my old "Ashen Says" comics, if you remember those.  Except for the hidden menu which is a bit special.

How do I find the hidden menu?
I'm not telling.  But you could always ask Randoslap...

What's the video quality like?
Variable.  When I started making videos I had no idea they'd be seen by more than a few people, let alone be released on a DVD (the original POP Station review only exists as a tiny, heavily compressed video file).  Basically the later the review, the higher the quality.  Except for the animations which all look lovely.

Does it come with instructions?
It comes with a comedy POP-Station-a-like set of comedy pidgin English instructions printed on a single sheet of toilet paper.  (Not literally toilet paper - that would fall to bits and get stuck in the printer.)

Does it really come with a free lanyard?
Yes, an absolutely real physical lanyard.


OTHER FAQ:

Will you sign my DVD?
Why?  I'm not famous.  But if you really want me to, then I will.  Just write "PLEASE SIGN MY DVD" in the 'comments' field when you order, and I will ruin it by scrawling inside the case.

Are the discs replicated or duplicated?
Professionally replicated from a glass master.  You know, like proper DVD's you buy in the shops - these aren't DVD-Rs you can burn at home.

Will you ship items outside the UK/EU/US?
Yes.  We won't ship to anywhere we can't guarantee delivery though, such as Nigeria or Malaysia.  Major postal destinations such as Canada, Australia, Japan, Mexico etc are fine - Simply use the USA button.

Do I have to pay some kind of fee to Ebay or Google?
No, absolutely not.  I do that.

Is this safe?
This is VERY SAFE INDEED.  All the money stuff is handled by Paypal and Google, so everything is safely encrypted and Big Bad Barry cannot steal your card details.

Will you take my money and run away?
Of course not.  Everything is handled through my company, Dancing Yak Productions, and we assure you of our best attention.  If your package is lost in the post or something you will receive a full refund.

Is the cost of postage included in the prices?
Yes.  I already said that.  Do pay attention.

What countries are covered by the EU thing above?
Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden.

How come Google Checkout says there's no VAT on the DVD?
We're sorting that out from the total amount - I couldn't work out how Google was supposed to be doing it.  We're not trying to fiddle tax or anything as that road leads only to pain.